• Remember weird dream of a dinner party where a certain boy mentions a girl in morocco who he is flying over to see every weekend. My heart sinks. This dream does not represent real life what so ever, but I still get caught up in the melodrama of my dreams
• Eat a banana & shower
• We head to News Café. Eat strawberries, banana & pineapple. I joke that Gianni Versace’s ghost is sitting at our table in the empty seat – but no one gets my joke. I think I am funny.
• Head to NADA
• Fall in love with Nina Canell at Mother’s Tankstation. Shall I buy the sculpture??…uummm…..
• Walk up to Pulse
• Say hello to Anne Barrault’s assistant Félicia. I’m impressed she remembers me from Paris. They are showing some amazing Catharina Van Eetvelde works.
• Two galleries practically opposite each other are showing Michael Scoggins.
• Cookie person walks past & I take some chocolate chip cookies
• Freight & Volume guy is very pushy
• Run into another Peter who has moved back to euro-land. His gallery is showing the most disgusting art I have seen in a long time.
• I tell a dealer their artist has works with LUMAS. They don’t believe me, but I know I am right
• Meet up with ND & head to the Cuban neighbourhood. Eat lots of plantains & paella. Taste the yummy coffee drink – it’s absolutely delicious, but I have no idea what it is called
• Head back to apt after a scenic drive through an island with ugly nuevo-rich eeekkk houses
• Finish packing & head to airport
• PT is obsessed with the lounge. I think it’s stupid to go as the plane is already boarding
• Sitting on plane now writing this
• My feet hurt from too much walking & wearing high heels at night
• My tummy hurts from the weird Cuban coffee
• Now I remember the cigarette girls at the shore club, how i almost fell in the pool, tommy hilfiger looking like a relative of j crew with his catcher’s mit face. Maybe he has the OMG STD?
• I am exhausted and I can’t rest as there is a guy with Tourette's syndrome sitting 2 rows in front and he is making weird noises like a yelping dog.
• Just stood up & danced on the plane while listening to the ‘I am a disco…you are a disco’ song. Got weird looks. Plane dancing rocks. Disco 82 baby!
