The Peelers: March 2006

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Special Report from Agent IMBPWAM

Mission: Black plastic bag stuck in tree
Operation Details: Monitor black plastic bag stuck in tree
Status: a 24 hour team are keeping a close eye on the bag from a van with high-tech spy gear inside

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Lion People Found in New Jersey

Half man/half lion people seem to be sprouting up in New Jersey. People fear they will spread to Manhattan. You may spot them doing very ordinary things like cooking dinner or working out like the lion people below. They seem to be pleasant and have a strange ability to make you want to eat lots of cheese. They are also very knowledgeable on such topics as fine dining and wine, home renovating, politics and contemporary sculptural techniques such as broiling cordless phones.

I began to like New York, the racy, adventurous feel of it at night, and the satisfaction that the constant flicker of men and women and machines gives to the restless eye. I liked to walk up Fifth Avenue and pick out romantic women from the crowd and imagine that in a few minutes I was going to enter into their lives, and no one would ever know or disapprove. Sometimes, in my mind, I followed them to their apartments on the corners of hidden streets, and they turned and smiled back at me before they faded through a door into warm darkness. At the enchanted metropolitan twilight I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others—poor young clerks who loitered in front of windows waiting until it was time for a solitary restaurant dinner—young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life. F. Scott Fitzgerald.

The Peelers

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Special Report from Agent IMBPWAM

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Lion People Found in New Jersey

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