Thursday, March 02, 2006

Lion People Found in New Jersey

Half man/half lion people seem to be sprouting up in New Jersey. People fear they will spread to Manhattan. You may spot them doing very ordinary things like cooking dinner or working out like the lion people below. They seem to be pleasant and have a strange ability to make you want to eat lots of cheese. They are also very knowledgeable on such topics as fine dining and wine, home renovating, politics and contemporary sculptural techniques such as broiling cordless phones.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

so cool! i want a lion mask too.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if lion man knows Jon Bon Jovi - he lives in NJ too. they might be neighbours or lion man might have his cubs enroled in the same school. i mean, with that much hair, lion man has to have some italian heritage somewhere, all the i-ti community know each other.

anything to get closer to the great man.

Anonymous said...

Where is the lion man exercise and cooking school?