Sunday, April 16, 2006

Lion People Porn

Images like the one below have been appearing at some curious locations in New York. This includes the Mexican man selling them on the 7 train in Long Island City who also sells batteries and in vending machines at the Japanese supermarkets near Astor Place.

The Piratification of Charlie Boy

I thought that all of the pirates had returned to the high seas. I was wrong. Pirates are in abundance in the city and many are just starting out. Below is Charlie Boy, a newfound pirate. His calling came along after an encounter with a wise horned animal after he lost control of his ship smashed (from too much rum) and smashed (the boat into a deserted land mass). The horned animal was guarding an old king’s treasure and Charlie Boy then very suddenly had the most driving urge to steal the treasure. They ended up having a brutal fight. Charlie Boy ended up with a giant gash in the front of his shoulder from the creature’s gauntlet (which also happened get lodged in Charlie Boy’s shoulder). One of the horned animal’s gazabans pushed Charlie Boy onto a raft that eventually docked on a new island off the Atlantic Ocean. As Charlie Boy overcame his sea-induced nausea he then realised he wanted to dedicate his life to looking for treasure.

123456

In the US we recently experienced a very special moment in time: 1am 2 minutes 3 seconds on April 5, 2006 – i.e. 123456
The following day I received strange missed calls from the number: 0000123456 (very cool although very creepy).
Over in Australia 123456 day is coming soon and if you know me well you will realise why it’s especially important for a number of reasons.