Sunday, April 16, 2006

The Piratification of Charlie Boy

I thought that all of the pirates had returned to the high seas. I was wrong. Pirates are in abundance in the city and many are just starting out. Below is Charlie Boy, a newfound pirate. His calling came along after an encounter with a wise horned animal after he lost control of his ship smashed (from too much rum) and smashed (the boat into a deserted land mass). The horned animal was guarding an old king’s treasure and Charlie Boy then very suddenly had the most driving urge to steal the treasure. They ended up having a brutal fight. Charlie Boy ended up with a giant gash in the front of his shoulder from the creature’s gauntlet (which also happened get lodged in Charlie Boy’s shoulder). One of the horned animal’s gazabans pushed Charlie Boy onto a raft that eventually docked on a new island off the Atlantic Ocean. As Charlie Boy overcame his sea-induced nausea he then realised he wanted to dedicate his life to looking for treasure.

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