How I Intend To Add Layers Of Fat To My Body To Keep Me Warm This Winter

A gourmet Dessert Truck recently opened just down the road on 8th St & University Place. They are serving the most sublime desserts and eating them has become a regular habit. It's so freezing this year I am hoping all of the chocolate puddings will make me fatter and once I am fatter I hope to develop a greater tolerance against the cold. After about a month of eating yummy things from the truck I seem to have lost weight... I will keep on trying though...