Tuesday, October 11, 2005

News Headlines

I find great amusement in the news headlines in this country. Here are some recent gems:

Brooklyn girl, 9, admits killing playmate
Plunged knife into friend's chest in dispute over toy

Man who stole small plane claims he is innocent

'Chewbacca' to become an American

Bubbly soda can sets off alert at Penn Station

later followed by:
Penn Station back to normal after soda scare

Dead body mistaken for Halloween decoration

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