It's that time of year again....

The Shake Shack is closing for the burger/milkshake/fries season in a couple of days. Yesterday at 4.30pm I had my final burger of the season...

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Chantal Goya Rocks!

Tu m'as trop menti

Masculin Feminin Trailer

Pirate Map Found

I need to work out where I need to go to find the treasure.

Upside-down Internationally Themed Fruit Arrangements

The biggest global craze right now involves arranging fruit into international landmarks. Quite obviously the arrangment below illustrates the Opera House, Harbour Bridge and Fort Denison.

BLT Prime

The easiest way to explain a meal at BLT Prime is moo moo quak yum.
Food devoured:
Foie Gras
Popovers with Gruyere (puffy fluffy eggy brioche type thing but not sweet)
Roasted Beetroot & Goats Cheese Salad
Tuna Tartare
Green Salad
Filet 12 oz (super tasty)
Rib Eye 20 oz (unbelievably amazing tastie)
Grilled Asparagus
Stuffed Mushroom Caps
Chocolate Torte

Lion People Porn

Images like the one below have been appearing at some curious locations in New York. This includes the Mexican man selling them on the 7 train in Long Island City who also sells batteries and in vending machines at the Japanese supermarkets near Astor Place.

The Piratification of Charlie Boy

I thought that all of the pirates had returned to the high seas. I was wrong. Pirates are in abundance in the city and many are just starting out. Below is Charlie Boy, a newfound pirate. His calling came along after an encounter with a wise horned animal after he lost control of his ship smashed (from too much rum) and smashed (the boat into a deserted land mass). The horned animal was guarding an old king’s treasure and Charlie Boy then very suddenly had the most driving urge to steal the treasure. They ended up having a brutal fight. Charlie Boy ended up with a giant gash in the front of his shoulder from the creature’s gauntlet (which also happened get lodged in Charlie Boy’s shoulder). One of the horned animal’s gazabans pushed Charlie Boy onto a raft that eventually docked on a new island off the Atlantic Ocean. As Charlie Boy overcame his sea-induced nausea he then realised he wanted to dedicate his life to looking for treasure.

123456

In the US we recently experienced a very special moment in time: 1am 2 minutes 3 seconds on April 5, 2006 – i.e. 123456
The following day I received strange missed calls from the number: 0000123456 (very cool although very creepy).
Over in Australia 123456 day is coming soon and if you know me well you will realise why it’s especially important for a number of reasons.

Special Report from Agent IMBPWAM

Mission: Black plastic bag stuck in tree
Operation Details: Monitor black plastic bag stuck in tree
Status: a 24 hour team are keeping a close eye on the bag from a van with high-tech spy gear inside

Lion People Found in New Jersey

Half man/half lion people seem to be sprouting up in New Jersey. People fear they will spread to Manhattan. You may spot them doing very ordinary things like cooking dinner or working out like the lion people below. They seem to be pleasant and have a strange ability to make you want to eat lots of cheese. They are also very knowledgeable on such topics as fine dining and wine, home renovating, politics and contemporary sculptural techniques such as broiling cordless phones.

Stuck At Sea

One of these sailors passed on an iTunes playlist full of rockin good tunes. Here is the playlist, it's called 'Yippee Yi Yo'.

Song	Artist
Elephant Woman	Blonde Redhead
Le Chanson de Slogan	Blonde Redhead
I Am Waiting	Rolling Stones
Oh Yoko	John Lennon
Bizarre Love Triangle	New Order
Losin' It	Underground Lovers
Season Of The Witch	Donovan
Look at Me	John Lennon
Sweet Jane	The Velvet Underground
The Man Who Would Be King	The Libertines
Its My Life	Talk Talk
Judy is a Punk	Ramones
She Smiled Sweetly	Rolling Stones
The fairest of the seasons	Nico
These Days	Nico
Famous Blue Raincoat	Leonard Cohen
Dance Me To The End Of Love	Leonard Cohen
I'm thru with love	Marilyn Monroe
Love Is The Drug	Bryan Ferry - Roxy Music
New Slang	The Shins
Going Back to Cali	LL Cool J
Heroin	The Velvet Underground

Rookie Spies in Secret Training Camp

Watch a top secret video of them in action by clicking here